Chapter Four: The Bono's

Chelsea, John and George followed the path through a spooky wood until they found a small clearing. They were once again met by three paths they could take. Chelsea stared straight ahead completely annoyed by their repeated predicament. John leaned up against a tree and lit a cigarette. George sat down and pulled a guitar out from behind his back and began to play. Chelsea continued staring at the paths as if her sixth sense would kick in. "Well maybe if we wait long enough Lord Buscus will show up again." John said as he blew out smoke. Just then a cloud appeared overhead. "Well that was a lot quicker than last time." John said, "But why is he…" Chelsea raised her hand to stop him. "It's not Tobuscus this time. It's some one else… I can feel their energy. And it's way more than one human can possibly have. Even more than what a demi god can have. This time it's more than one person. And if I'm not mistaken, it must be…" Just then she heard that familiar tune from that familiar love song start to play. "It can only be… Sonny and Cher." "Who?" John and George said in unison. Chelsea turned to look at them confused. They knew Toby, but not Sonny and Cher? She couldn't believe that. The cloud came closer down to reveal in fact the singing duo of Sonny and Cher Bono. As they got into position, the music for I Got You Babe started to play louder and the lights in the clearing began to dim. Chelsea, John and George all looked around to make sure nothing was seriously wrong. Then Cher began to sing. "Your on you way to find your friends, the place you search is just beyond your reach." "You've run into a three way split and now you don't know which way to go." Sonny continued. "You have got to be kidding me." John whispered to Chelsea. Cher went on. "We're here to help you on you way, To show you now what path you must take." "Just take the one, that's on the left, you'll find your way and find you…" Sonny stopped. Everyone looked at him, waiting for him to finish the line. But nothing came. "Hun you okay?" Cher asked. Sonny looked at her. "Nah Babe," he said, "I just can't think of anything to rhyme with left." he laughed and Cher joined in. Then their cloud floated back up and they continued the song with the original lyrics, singing I Got You Babe into the heavens. "Well that was strange." George said. He looked at John and Chelsea who shrugged their shoulders. "Shall we go off then?" John said putting out his cigarette. He linked arms with Chelsea and George, and they skipped off down the path they were directed down. "I'm not kidding though guys, if we run into one more fork in the road i'm going to kill some one." Chelsea said. They all laughed, even though they knew she was completely serious. (this chapter was written with the help of my friend kate and therefore i dedicate it to her. THNX FOR THE SONNY AND CHER IDEA LOVE!)