Chapter Twelve: I Dream Of Whoopies

Chelsea fell to her knees bent over Paul's corpse. Tears streamed from her eyes. Galaxia laughed from behind her. "What a fool. Did he really think taking that stab would save you?" The fighting had since then stopped and everyone, friend and foe, stood and watched the scene before them unfold. Chelsea looked up, with absolute hatred in her eyes. She rose to her feet and turned to face her rival. "You bitch. You don't understand the true sacrifice that he just made do you. He gave his life for me out of love. And through his love I'm protected. You can't touch me." "I don't want to touch you, I want to kill you." Everyone looked at her disgusted. "OH MY GOD GALAXIA, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER! THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!!!" "Oh Chelsea, you never let me have any fun do you?" "FUCK YOU! YOU JUST KILLED MY LOVE INTEREST!" Chelsea then lowered her head as if to pray. "I call upon the mystical baker in the heavens, Please send forth you cream filled sweets to punish this non-believer." The the clouds gathered around them and from them rained down hundreds of whoopies. Whoopies of all flavors and size. "NO! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!! WHOOPIE PIES!!!!!!!!" Galaxia screamed as she was attacked by the whoopies. Then it was all over and the good guys won. Chelsea bent back over Paul and continued to cry. "Chelsea, you know there's only one way to save him." Claire said. "Yes I know. I must build a tower of heaven and generate enough magic to bring him back from the shadow relm." "Yep that's all it takes... wait what? No not a tower of heaven! Are you kidding? That would take you like eight years." "I don't know. If I get enough slaves, I think I could accomplish it in about two years." "Not my point. All you need is some Phoenix Down." Chelsea looked at Claire dumbfounded. "Oh... I never would have thought of that. Well lets get this over with." So then they gave Paul the phoenix down and he awoke as if he had only been sleeping. "What happend?" He asked. "Well, you took a sword for Chelsea and then she went all psycho bitch on that Galaxia chick and then some weird pastries fell out of the sky and killed her and then they gave you some potion of sorts and you woke up as if you were just sleeping." Ringo explained. "Oh." Paul said. He turned to Chelsea. "Chelsea, I love you. And I don't wanna spend another day without you. Will you marry me?" Chelsea looked at him and smiled. "Paul, I love you too. But I can't marry you." Everyone gasped. "What? Why not?" "Well for one thing, we aren't destined to be married, and two I'm already married." "Since when?" "Oh about a year ago. I'm married to Mickey Dolenz." "What? No this can't be true you can't be married to Mickey Dolenz. Who the hell IS he anyways what is going on!?" "Paul? Paul Wake up!" Paul opened his eyes to see John, George, Ringo and Chelsea above him staring down at him worried. "You alright Pauly?" Chelsea asked. "Yeah. It was... It was all just a dream." "Well that's good cause we just stopped. You ready to take Edinburgh by storm?" John said. "Yeah, definitely." They got off the train and headed for the car. "So guys, do you know what an Elder Bear is?" Paul asked. The other replied with laughter and various no's. And that's how Equestria was made.

Chapter Eleven: All Bands Of The 60's Were Made Up Of Super Heros

The battle surged on and on, as Chelsea and the Beatles were joined by Josh Groban, Tobuscus, Sony and Cher, and The Byrds, Who were also apparently super heros. "Are all bands from the sixties made up of super heros?" Asked Dana. Claire and Katie looked at her and Shrugged their shoulders. Just then The Monkees appeared out of thin air. "This looks like a job for..." Mickey said. "MONKEE MEN!" The other three joined in. "UP UP AND AWAY!" they said. Katie, Claire and Dana watched them. "Well I guess that answers that." Katie said and Claire and Dana nodded in agreement. "We should probably go help Chelsea." Claire said. "Yeah." Dana agreed. "Jupiter Power!" Katie yelled as she transformed into Sailor Jupiter and jumped down into the battle. Claire and Dana both grabbed duffle bags out from behind their backs and changed into their battle gear becoming Lightning and Tifa and joined in. Meanwhile on the other side of the battle field, Chelsea called upon power of the Millenium Puzzle and became her truest self. An Ice Wizard. "Nani?!?" Galaxia yelled. "What?" Chelsea said smugly as she tore off her shirt. "Did you just take off your shirt? That's really indecent you know." "SCREW INDICENCEY I HAVE MONEY!" "NO YOU DON'T!!!" Katie, Claire and Dana yelled from the other end of the battle. "Oh yeah no I don't. Whatever. Ice Make: Scythe" She yelled as Ice shot out of her hands creating a large Scythe. "Really a scythe, what are you the grim reaper?" "Maybe I am." "Fine then. Let's finish this!" Galaxia said as a sword materialized from thin air. She grabbed it and swung at Chelsea, who deflected the hit. Back and forth they went until Chelsea's ice scythe broke into pieces and she fell to the ground, almost completely beaten. "So Miss Moon. What say you now? Now that I have you beaten and broken on the ground. Shall you beg for mercy now? It's all you can do, for I, Galaxia, have won at last!!!!" She raised her sword above Chelsea, ready to plunge it into her. "And now, DESPAIR AND DIE!" She screamed and thrusted the sword downward. But before it could reach Chelsea, Paul pushed her out of the way, falling into the path of the blade. "PAUL NO!" Chelsea screamed in anguish.

Chapter Ten: Sgt. Pepper's Superheros Club

Chelsea fell to the ground, after Galaxia backhanded her. Her face was covered in her own blood as this had been about the twentieth time she had been hit. "Where is IT!?!" Galaxia screamed at her. Chelsea turned her head towards her. "As long as I'm alive," she said with heavy breathing,"you will NEVER have ANY of the Millenium Items!" Galaxia, inraged, kicked Chelsea over then drew her sword and held it against Chelsea's neck. "I have ways of making you talk." "Do your worst." Chelsea said and spit in her face. "Play the cd." One of the henchmen pressed a button on a boombox and out of the speakers came One Time by Justin Bieber. "Try surviving this monstrosity!" Galaxia laughed. Chelsea closed her eyes as tears rolled down her face and she tried to drown out the incredibly out of tune attempt at rapping. Just then, the door broke open and Paul, Big Mac and the other three Beatles were in the door way. "Quick boys," Paul screamed, "Let's come together (beatles refrence)" "Come togehter over me!" They said in unison as they all transformed in a japanese anime style into Psiconico, Wooda, Cerulian Blast and Smokey Smokerson. Big Mac didn't transform. "What is the meaning of this!?!" Galaxia demanded. "Since when are you super heros!?!?" Chelsea asked. "We've always been super heros." Smokey Smokerson said. "Now lets end this disgrace to music. Savory Truffle Trap!" Wooda called out and the henchmen were incased in coconut flavored fudge. "I thought your powers were all earth based george?" Cerulian Blast said. Wooda looked at him. "Well they are John. All except that one." "Oh I see." "Galaxia is going to call for more gaurds." Psiconico said. "How did you know that?!" She said. Psiconico looked at her and grinned. "I can read your mind." "He's Frigin Paul McCartney, he needs no explination." Smokey said. "Eeyup." Big Mac said. "You will never will you fools." Galaxia screamed out. "I beg to differ." Galaxia turned around to see Chelsea standing holding the Millenium Puzzle. "You had that on you the entire time!?! How did I not know that!?" "Maybe because compared to Merick Ishtar your a second rate villian." "Ouch... burn." came from above. Everyone looked up to find a trap door and Josh Groban above them. "JOSH! You're not dead!" Chelsea exclaimed gladly. "Of course not, nothing can kill me except for elder bears. Funny I'm the only thing that can kill them." He said and laughed. "Hey is that my Album!?!" Justin Beiber said as he popped his head into the opening. All of the sudden rage filled Chelsea's eyes. She quickly drew out her tiara and threw it. "Tiara use your lesbian trapper!" The tiara then enclosed Justin and he fell through the trap door and hit the ground hard. "How the fuck did you do that?" He asked. "Hell if I know, this fanfiction makes no sense." Chelsea replied. (That joke belongs to the sailor moon abridged team.) "And now that I have you trapped, I can destroy you like I meant to in the forest. MOON CANADIAN..." "Wait hold on! Who says you get to kill him?" Galaxia asked. "Because it's my destiny. It's cool right? Cause I don't really have a choice." "Yeah, I'll just get Miley Cyrus. Just make it quick, we have our own meeting with destiny." "Right. MOON CANADIAN ELIMINATION RAY ACTIVATE!" Chelsea yelled as the blinding beam of white light shot out of her hand and struck Beiber. "NOOOOOOOOOOO........ EH." were his final words.

Chapter Nine: In the cell

John sat against the wall and lit a cigarette. George went to check on Ringo. Paul looked up out of his good eye. He tried getting to his feet, but fell. "This is all my fault." he said and began to cry. The other three looked at him. "No Paul, it's not. Just because that Galaxia has a problem with Chelsea, doesn't mean it's your fault. You had nothing to do with this." John said as he put a hand on Paul's shoulder. "I didn't even get to tell her that I love her. And now she'll never know." "She does though Paul." He looked up at John who was smiling. "Do you remember about a year ago when we went to a circus? You saved a little pony from the ring leader. Her name was Lilly Blossom. You showed her the kindness within you and she never forgot it." Paul shook his head. "What has that got to do with anything?" he said. "Chelsea is that pony. Chelsea is Lilly Blossom. She asked her princess to make her human because she loved you. She loves you Paul! You cannot just give up on her!" Paul looked at John as if he was crazy. "He's right ya know." They looked up. Big Macintosh was standing at the door of the cell. "What?" Paul asked. "Lilly Blossom is that woman in there. Ya know, when I knew Lilly was leaving me for a human, I at least thought he would be handsome, but I guess that just proves how much she loves you doesn't it?" "Left you? What do you mean?" Big Macintosh looked down, "We was engaged to be married." He looked up at Paul. "You really love her? You'd do anything for her? Anything at all?" "Yes, I can't imagine life without her." Big Macintosh snorted. "Alright then, stay back." He turned around and bucked at the door. With one intense blow, the door came right off it's hinges. Macintosh went over to Paul and knelt down, "Get on, we got a girl to save." Paul grabbed on to Macintosh's mane and pulled himself up onto his back. Just then they heard a loud and painful scream coming from down the corridor. "Let's go." He said. Then the five of them ran off down the corridor to Chelsea's rescue.

Chapter Eight: Galaxia is introduced

"Yup." Big Macintosh replied. "How do you know who we are?" asked McDougal. "It's me, Lilly Blossom. Celestia transformed me into a human.... wait... did you say 'Galaxia's moon kingdom?" Chelsea said. "yeah so?" the gnome replied. "This is MY moon kingdom. I'M THE FREAKING MOON PRINCESS!" "How many titles do you have?" John asked. Chelsea looked at him. "You really don't want to know... there's alot." "Yup." Big Macintosh said angrily. Chelsea turned to him. He glared at her with hurt in his eyes. Chelsea knelt down next to him to look him straight in the face. "Are you still made at me?" She asked him. "Yup." "Because I left you for a human?" "Yup." "Oh Macintosh, I never meant to hurt you. I just don't belong with you. I would have never been happy if we got married. You understand that don't you?" She began to cry. Big Macintosh looked even angrier than before. "Nope." he said spitefully. Chelsea's heart broke to hear him say this. She started to sob. John leaned over to George and whispered, "Are you as confused as I am?" George nodded yes. "Alright, enough chit chat. Time to take you in." McDougal said. Chelsea, John and George were led to the dungeon in the main castle where they were met by Galaxia. "Through the two long haired weirdos in with the others. I want to deal with ms. moon myself." She said evilly. The gaurds grabbed John and George and threw them into a holding cell where Chelsea could see Ringo, and Paul. It was apparent they had been beaten badly, Paul's left eye was swollen and blackend. "Paul..." She whisperd as a tear fell down her cheek. "Please Galaxia, let them go. Do what ever you like to me, just don't punish them. I'll do anything you want, just don't hurt them." Chelsea pleaded. The tears came faster and she could faintly hear Paul's voice say, "No, Chelsea, Don't." "Why should I do anything for you? What do I owe you?" Galaxia demanded. "Nothing, but what have they done to you?" She looked up through the tears. Galaxia stared down at the pathetic scene in front of her. "No." she sneered, "Take her to the interrogation chamber." Galaxia walked away and Chelsea was drug away. "No!" The boys were calling after them.

Chapter Seven: Chelsea Reveals All

"I used to be a pegasus pony named Lilly Blossom." Chelsea explained to John and George who were both sitting on the bed completely stunned. She held up a photograph of a purple pony with wings, yellow wavy hair and three pink lilies as a cutie mark. "This was what I looked like. About a month before I met you four, I had gone on a mission from Princess Celestia to discover the 'Human Relm' and thats where I first met Paul. Because in the Human relm ponies are just dumb beasts, I had become enslaved in a circus and forced to preform. One day, I was resisting to go out and the ring leader went to whip me, but Paul stopped the whip from hitting me. He told the ring master he would report him for animal cruelty and freed me from my slavery. Just before letting me run free, he told me to live the life I was meant to live. I looked into his eyes and that's when.. I fell in love with him."

"I ran back to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia all that had happened and asked her to turn me into a human, so I could be with him. And after much debate she decided that to live as a pony, seperated from Paul the rest of my life would only be tourture for me and she turned me into a human." Chelsea looked at John and George. "Well that would explain your hair... and purple eyes." John said. "So your a pony, okay, how is knowing that going to help us find Paul and Ringo?" George asked. Celestia smiled. "Would you like some fruit? Do you like bananas?" she asked. "umm what?" George responded. "Do you like bananas?" "umm sure i guess i do. what does this have to do with..." "so let me clarify, you are a bitch that likes bananas." "umm... that's kind of rude, but yeah i.. i guess so. still what does this have to do..." Chelsea placed a hand on his shoulder. "This is what we came here for." she said, George looked confused. Chelsea grabbed onto john and Celestia contiued. "Your a bitch that like bananas. Well that's good," They fell into a giant cannon."Cause you about to go bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BEEEYEEETCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" they were shot out of the cannon and went soaring through the atmosphere until they landed safely on the surface of the moon. Chelsea stood up and dusted herself off. "That was a bit more dramatic than i remember it being." John and George stood up. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT ABOUT!?!?! WHAT THE HELL DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME LIKING BANANAS!?!?" "Not really sure, Celestia is a bit of a Troll sometimes so she doesn't have to make sense. But we at least made it to the moon finally." "HAULT! WHO DARES INTRUDE INTO GALAXIA'S MOON KINGDOM." "Yup." two voices came from behind. John, Chelsea and George raised their hands in surrender. They turned around to find a small man with a white beard and ponity red hat riding on a red pony with a yellow man and a yoke around his neck. "McDougal? Big Macintosh? What are you doing here?"

Chapter Six: Canterlot

Chelsea awoke in a bed. She sat up and looked around. John and George were sleeping soundly on some mattresses on the floor. She rubbed her eyes, stretched and yawned. She got up out of the bed and put on a dress that had been laid out for her. It was the most beautiful dress she had ever worn in her life. The sleeves were off the shoulder and it had an empire waist line, but most to her pleasure was that it was a most beautiful shade of pale blue that she had ever seen. As she stood in front of the mirror, she felt like a princess. "You look amazing Chelsea." John said from behind her. She turned to look at him. He was leaning up against the post of the bed. "You startled me John, I thought you were still asleep." She replied. He smiled and walked over to her, placing his hands on her shoulder. "If Paul saw you like this," He quietly said, "Well I think, he'd just fall in love with you over and over for the rest of eternity." He kissed her on the forehead and they hugged. "Thank you John. You always know the right thing to say." They then heard some moaning from what they believed was a very grumpy George on the floor. They smiled and George groggily looked up at them. His extremely messy hair made Chelsea giggle. "Where are we? And what's so funny?"George asked. Just then the doors burst open and a blinding light came in. The three covered their eyes, and they heard a voice say, "Welcome my dear friends to Canterlot." Chelsea instantly knew who it was a bowed before the creature. "Great princess we have searched for so long to find you." She said. Out of the light stepped a magnificent Whit horse with the wings of a great swan and an elegant unicorn's horn. Her multi colored main and tail flowing gracefully in the non-exsitint wind. Princess Celestia smiled. "What is it that I can do for you my dear Lilly Blossom?" She asked. "Lilly Blossom?" George and John asked. Chelsea looked at them. "That was my name before I became a human." She told them. A look of shock came over them. "Human?!" they said.