Chapter Five: Canadian Fails

They once again came to a fork in the road. And Chelsea let out a scream of anguish as she was very upset because they should have gotten to Equestria by chapter three. just then justin beiber popped out of a bush and Chelsea's head snapped to face him. He froze in his place. "YOU!!!" Chelsea screamed, "YOU OWE LORD BUSCUS 20 BUCKS!!!! AND YOU SHALL DIE RIGHT AFTER YOU TELL US WHICH PATH TO TAKE!!!!!!" Justin started to cry. "But I don't know who you are or which path your supposed to take i'm just trying to escape the amazingly beautifully talented singer trying to kill an elder bear! i'm just so jealous because his voice is like a billion angles singing while the sunrises over a snowy mountain top." "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! NOW SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!! MOON PRISIM POWER!!!!!!!!!" and Chelsea transformed into Sailor Moon. "MOON CANADIAN ELIMINATION RAY ACTIVATE!!!!!" A beam of blinding white light shot out of her hand straight towards Beiber, but he ducked at the last second and the beam hit instead Josh Groban, who had infact been the amazingly beautifully talented singer killing the elder bear that Justin had been running from. The beam hit Josh and instantly all the life was taken from his body. When Sailor Moon had seen what she had accidentally done, she gasped and screamed in horror, "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! JOSH!!!!!!!! NOT JOSH WINSLOW DION GROBAN!!!!!!!" she said as she rushed to his corpse laying on the ground. She sobbed over his body for a few seconds, then slowly rose up and turned around to face the failed "teen heart throb". "YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!! YOU MADE ME KILL JOSH GROBAN…. YOU….. DIE….. NOW!!!!!!!!!!" She said right before pulling a katana out from behind her back. She raised it up to her face then yelled and ran towards the monstrous singer. "NEVER!!!!!!!!" he screamed as Sailor Moon plunged the sword straight through his face. She quickly retraced the sword and Beiber, dead, fell to the ground. Sailor Moon, still clutching the katana, transformed back into Chelsea and stood in her position panting. John and George stood there completely horrified and amazed. "Never say never stupid canadian." she said. Just then, an earth quake started and the ground underneath them started to split revealing a boiling hot lava pit. The two beatles grabbed on to Chelsea as she grabbed a root hanging out of the dirt wall. They hung over their impending doom, terrified to look down. "Whiskers." was all Chelsea could say.