"I used to be a pegasus pony named Lilly Blossom." Chelsea explained to John and George who were both sitting on the bed completely stunned. She held up a photograph of a purple pony with wings, yellow wavy hair and three pink lilies as a cutie mark. "This was what I looked like. About a month before I met you four, I had gone on a mission from Princess Celestia to discover the 'Human Relm' and thats where I first met Paul. Because in the Human relm ponies are just dumb beasts, I had become enslaved in a circus and forced to preform. One day, I was resisting to go out and the ring leader went to whip me, but Paul stopped the whip from hitting me. He told the ring master he would report him for animal cruelty and freed me from my slavery. Just before letting me run free, he told me to live the life I was meant to live. I looked into his eyes and that's when.. I fell in love with him."
"I ran back to Canterlot and told Princess Celestia all that had happened and asked her to turn me into a human, so I could be with him. And after much debate she decided that to live as a pony, seperated from Paul the rest of my life would only be tourture for me and she turned me into a human." Chelsea looked at John and George. "Well that would explain your hair... and purple eyes." John said. "So your a pony, okay, how is knowing that going to help us find Paul and Ringo?" George asked. Celestia smiled. "Would you like some fruit? Do you like bananas?" she asked. "umm what?" George responded. "Do you like bananas?" "umm sure i guess i do. what does this have to do with..." "so let me clarify, you are a bitch that likes bananas." "umm... that's kind of rude, but yeah i.. i guess so. still what does this have to do..." Chelsea placed a hand on his shoulder. "This is what we came here for." she said, George looked confused. Chelsea grabbed onto john and Celestia contiued. "Your a bitch that like bananas. Well that's good," They fell into a giant cannon."Cause you about to go bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! BEEEYEEETCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" they were shot out of the cannon and went soaring through the atmosphere until they landed safely on the surface of the moon. Chelsea stood up and dusted herself off. "That was a bit more dramatic than i remember it being." John and George stood up. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT ABOUT!?!?! WHAT THE HELL DID THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME LIKING BANANAS!?!?" "Not really sure, Celestia is a bit of a Troll sometimes so she doesn't have to make sense. But we at least made it to the moon finally." "HAULT! WHO DARES INTRUDE INTO GALAXIA'S MOON KINGDOM." "Yup." two voices came from behind. John, Chelsea and George raised their hands in surrender. They turned around to find a small man with a white beard and ponity red hat riding on a red pony with a yellow man and a yoke around his neck. "McDougal? Big Macintosh? What are you doing here?"
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